Boy Wins Spelling Bee on the Word "Novak Djokovic"

In an epic match that came down to the final volley, a random boy with no friends beat another random boy with even less friends on the word "Novak Djokovic."

The winner, Peter Langton, said after the match that spelling Serbian tennis players names isn't even his favorite thing to do. "I really like spelling the names of those Dominican baseball players that nobody has ever heard of."

Socially awkward Langton qualified for the National Spelling Bee after winning his state title on the word "Doug Mientkiewicz"

ARod: Carlos Beltran Has Hottest Wife in Baseball

According to New York Yankee third baseman A-Hole Rodriguez, the best looking wife in baseball doesn’t play in the Bronx, Boston, Philadelphia, Toronto or St. Louis.

She’s married to a player in Queens

“They have the world’s best looking wife married to that overpaid often-injured outfielder” Rodriguez said, referring to the wife of Carlos Beltran.

“I’m a huge fan of all baseball wives and anytime you see a woman like that, it’s very exciting” Rodriguez said Friday afternoon before the Yankees took on the Mets at Citi Field. “If I wasn’t banging random girls in the Bronx, I’d definitely be in Queens hitting that.”

NHL and MLB Left Out of the LockOut Club

Now that the NBA and NFL are in a lockout, the peer pressure is building for the NFL and MLB to lock out their players as well.

"It looks like so much fun" said MLB Commissioner, Bud Selig.

The NHL is asking the NFL for the secret password to join the Lockout Club. However, the NFL is refusing to budge, after recently allowing the NBA to join the exclusive club as well.