ARod: Carlos Beltran Has Hottest Wife in Baseball

According to New York Yankee third baseman A-Hole Rodriguez, the best looking wife in baseball doesn’t play in the Bronx, Boston, Philadelphia, Toronto or St. Louis.

She’s married to a player in Queens

“They have the world’s best looking wife married to that overpaid often-injured outfielder” Rodriguez said, referring to the wife of Carlos Beltran.

“I’m a huge fan of all baseball wives and anytime you see a woman like that, it’s very exciting” Rodriguez said Friday afternoon before the Yankees took on the Mets at Citi Field. “If I wasn’t banging random girls in the Bronx, I’d definitely be in Queens hitting that.”