Fox to Air Cowboys Losing 5x A Week at 10pm

Fox hit the jackpot last week when the Cowboys got blown out by the Minnesota Vikings, 34-3. Over 19 million fans watched the game and Fox is hoping those fans remain loyal to the show. Stealing a similar strategy from NBC, Fox will be showing Cowboy losses 5 times a week at 10pm EST starting next month.

"We will do whatever it takes to get good ratings and crush those other stations" said a representative from Fox. "We know that most of America likes it when the Cowboys lose so we are going to show them what they want."

At first, Fox will show games where the Cowboys get blown out in. That will develop into games that they choked, games they were supposed to win, and other embarrassing Cowboy moments. If the ratings remain high for Cowboy losses, look for Fox to show Yankee losses at 9pm leading up to the Dallas game.

Arrogant Fans Go 0-3 In Wild Card Weekend

With the Giants not making the playoffs and the Eagles, Packers and Patriots losing this weekend, the most arrogant fans in the NFL no longer have a team to root in the NFL playoffs. TV Networks are hoping these arrogant fans still watch the rest of the playoffs, even if their selfish ego-driven players aren't playing. Fans of the other teams who have better sportsmanship and more realistic expectations are rejoicing.

"No longer do I have to hear about how much my team sucks" said a New York Jets fan whose girlfriend was crying next to him in her Eli Manning jersey. At a local bar in Baltimore, a group of 12 people dressed like purple grapes chanted "na na na na, na na na, hey hey hey, good bye."

Meanwhile, these arrogant fans, aka LOSERS, are quickly looking ahead to other sports where they can trash talk and tell other fans that their team is unbeatable. Giants fans are walking the streets of Manhattan wearing their 2009 Yankees World Series shirts. Eagles fans are walking the streets of Philadelphia wearing their 2008 World Series Phillie hats. The Patriot fans are walking around Boston wearing their 2008 Celtics NBA Champion sweatshirts. Lastly, Packers are walking around holding a pile of swiss cheese.

Tony Romo Extends Playoff Win Streak to One

With the win over the Philadelphia Eagles last night, Tony Romo extended his career-long playoff win streak to one. In a case of what have you done for me lately, Romo is now considered the best quarterback in Texas, slightly beating out injured Colt McCoy and some 5-Star High School QB with a cannon of an arm that you've never heard of.

Romo tried to downplay the streak in his postgame press conference, claiming that he hasn't been keeping track of how many playoff wins he has in a row, as he's just been taking it one game at a time. Romo will look to extend the streak to two games next week where he can enlarge his legend-status even more. However, if Romo should lose, nobody can blame him because everyone knows you can't win every game.