In one of the strangest trades in draft day history, the Charlotte Bobcats traded Stephen Jackson for the #7 pick, Bismack Biyombo, a guy with a bunch of tools.
"Stephen Jackson has proven that he can score a ton with the ladies but without tools, we can't win games" said Bobcats Majority Owner, Michael Jordan. "We are super excited to receive all of these tools that Biyombo will bring with him from Congo. I don't think many NBA Players will see the types of tools he will bring with him in his suitcase."
The Bobcats hope that Biyombo's special African tools will give their basketball hoop a level rim.
Bobcat fans weren't as impressed with the draft pick, especially women. Tina Smith, a loyal Stephen Jackson fan, said that she would rather hook up with a guy like Jackson who has proven he can score, rather than a tool from Congo.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
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