10 Products You Probably Won't See in Super Bowl Commercials

Most people not from Indianapolis or New Orleans will be watching the game for the halftime show, clips of Kim Kardashian in the stands, and the television commercials. We don't want to get your hopes up so here are 10 things you probably won't see advertised for tonight during the game:

1. Concussions
2. JaMarcus Russell jerseys
3. John McCain for President
4. Super Bowl Halftime Highlights DVD with clips of Janet Jackson
5. Detroit Lions championship gear
6. Napster
7. A book called "Refereeing tips" written by Tim Donaghy
8. A $2 million commercial for the Dollar Store
9. The Late Show With Conan O'Brien
10. The 2010 Pro Bowl

Colts Hoping to Not Have AFC Hangover After Pro Bowl Win

Just a week after a huge victory in the most important Pro Bowl game ever because it wasn't played in Hawaii, the Indianapolis Colts say that the win is in the past and they're focusing exclusively on the Saints. However, they admit that it has been hard to focus after such a big victory.

"After beating the entire conference last week, playing just one team is tough to prepare for" said Peyton Manning. "I didn't even play last week and we still beat the All-Stars. Now I get to play all 4 quarters and we play against some so-so players who aren't Pro Bowlers? This is going to be a piece of cake."

Meanwhile, the Saints are hoping to learn from the NFC's mistakes last week. After a tough loss in last week's Pro Bowl, the Saints are hoping to redeem themselves and their conference in the Super Bowl

Tony Romo and Wade Philips Can't Win Pro Bowls Either

By losing in the Pro Bowl, Tony Romo and Wade Philips proved that not only can they not win an important game in December, but they can't win meaningless games the day before February either. Romo went 13-18 in the game with one interception, while Philips stood on the sidelines and accumulated no stats.

"We are extremely embarrassed that we couldn't win this game against an AFC team that didn't have Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Philip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger, and other every other quarterback in the conference" said Romo. "I will work all offseason so I can win the Pro Bowl next year."

Romo stood with his head held up high, stating that at least this year, he won't lose a meaningless February game played in Hawaii as well.

NFL Runs Out of Players in Pro Bowl, Tim Tebow Voted In

Soon to be Jacksonville Jaguar Tim Tebow has been voted into his first Pro Bowl, becoming the first player in NFL history to play in the Pro Bowl before playing in the NFL. With half the AFC Pro Bowl team playing in the Super Bowl instead, the AFC had to scramble to find star players who fans know.

"It is important to get names that fans have heard of" said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "It is a huge risk to move the Pro Bowl to the week before the Super Bowl so we're hoping that Tim Tebow's good looks will get us huge ratings."

Tebow is expected to be a replacement many times in his career, as the Jaguars are never expected to make it all the way to the Super Bowl.