Tim Tebow Hopes to Impress NFL Scouts Just As Much As JaMarcus Russell Did

Tim Tebow is working extremely hard to prove to NFL scouts that he will be a successful NFL Quarterback. Many scouts are questioning his arm strength and ability to play in a pro-style offense. Tebow is working with strength coaches to prove to scouts that he has just as much potential as former #1 NFL pick, JaMarcus Russell.

"I believe that I should be drafted just as high as JaMarcus Russell did before he became one of the biggest busts in NFL history" said Tebow. "I am marketable, have broken numerous records in college, and deserve the media attention and contract that being the #1 pick gets."

Tebow claims that his stats are even better than Russell's was during college. Tebow guarantees that his career will be better than Russell, although teams who actually agree with him are still hesitant to take him on day one.

NFL Runs Out of Players in Pro Bowl, Tim Tebow Voted In

Soon to be Jacksonville Jaguar Tim Tebow has been voted into his first Pro Bowl, becoming the first player in NFL history to play in the Pro Bowl before playing in the NFL. With half the AFC Pro Bowl team playing in the Super Bowl instead, the AFC had to scramble to find star players who fans know.

"It is important to get names that fans have heard of" said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "It is a huge risk to move the Pro Bowl to the week before the Super Bowl so we're hoping that Tim Tebow's good looks will get us huge ratings."

Tebow is expected to be a replacement many times in his career, as the Jaguars are never expected to make it all the way to the Super Bowl.

Tim Tebow Wins AP Athlete of the Decade, So Far

Tim Tebow has been named Athlete of the Decade So Far by the Media, the females of Florida, and everyone in the "Tim Tebow is God" Facebook group. Tebow has been spectacular this decade, having gone undefeated including winning the MVP in the 2010 Sugar Bowl. In the decade so far, Tebow has averaged four touchdowns per game, 482 passing yards per game, and has never thrown an interception. More importantly, his team has never lost.

Just like all of the games that Tebow has played this decade, the voting wasn't close whatsoever. The Chosen One was #1 on every ballot, including God's. Some random quarterback that isn't as good as Tebow that played on New Year's Day 2010 came in 2nd place.

Few athletes have been so good-looking and good at their sport this decade. Fox had a Tebow-Cam during their Sugar Bowl win against Cincinnati where stalkers got to go online and watch Tim Tebow's every movement on the sidelines. Tebow is expected to be drafted in the 2010 NFL Draft where teams probably won't play him, but will promise their fans that he'll play so they can sell tickets and merchandise.

Ten Fearless Predictions for 2010

1. The Phillies will trade staff members, vintage World Series memorabilia from 2008, and the only three prospects they still have left to the Seattle Mariners for Cliff Lee.

2. Tiger Woods will appear on ABC's The Bachelor so he can date 15 girls at once

3. The Detroit Lions will not win the Superbowl on Sunday, February 7th

4. Lebron James will choose to play football at USC instead of taking a contract extension with the Cavaliers because USC offered him more money and cars.

5. You will rip up your bracket by the end of the first day of the NCAA basketball tournament in March

6. Boise State will beat TCU in the Fiesta Bowl, but when their running back scores the game-winning touchdown, he'll get confused and propose to the mascot.

7. George Steinbrenner will fire Joe Girardi in March when the Yankees lose to an inferior team in Spring Training

8. Tim Tebow will either cry when drafted by a bad team early in the NFL draft, or cry when players not as good-looking as him get drafted ahead of him.

9. The Indianapolis Colts will rest their starters in the first half of the Superbowl because the 4th quarter is when the game will be decided anyway, so why risk injury in the first three?

10. Michael Phelps will petition the International Olympic Committee to introduce swimming in a frozen lake as an Olympic sport so he can participate in the Vancouver Olympics.

Fantasy Football Advice From a Normal Guy, Week 15

Start:

Chad Ochocinco---Chad plans on wearing Chris Henry's jersey so not only will he be getting fantasy points for himself, but he'll be getting 'em for Henry as well. Two for the price of one. Start Ochocinco

Tony Romo---With Romo now being the placeholder, he will get points on all fake field goal attempts.

Sit:

Tim Tebow---Even though everybody is talking about him on the Jacksonville Jaguars, he's still not on their official roster. Sit Tebow.

Peyton Manning---With the Saints losing, Manning will feel the pressure of being the only undefeated team in the league. He probably won't be able to handle it.

Pray:

Pray that your players are from the North. You know how those southerners are when there's an inch of snow, let alone 2 feet