The Worst Bracket: Teen Gets 1st Two Rounds Completely Wrong

Steve Johnson, a teenager from Hoboken, New Jersey is absolutely zero so far in picking the NCAA tournament.

Ohio over Georgetown? He missed it.
Wake Forest over Texas? He missed it
Syracuse over Vermont? He missed it.

The odds of picking the first two rounds completely wrong is one in 13,460,000. Once he missed all of the games in the first round, Steve knew the rest of his bracket was busted. "It's kinda hard to win a game when you don't have the two teams playing" he said. Steve's final four consists of Georgetown, Vanderbilt, Temple, and Notre Dame, all teams that lost in the first round. However, he is hoping to win the tiebreaker as he thinks the final game will have 143 points in it.

Texas Not Living Up to Expectations in Olympics

The Country of Texas has yet to medal in the Winter Olympics so far. Texans boasted about their great athletes, particularly in football, but have yet to show it in Vancouver.

"Every thing is bigger in Texas" said a random person from the country of the United States. "Being big doesn't make you a good figure skater, luger, or whatever the heck that sport is called where you jump as far as possible on skis."

The country of Texas is currently tied with small countries like Azerbaijan, Kyrgyzstak, and Uzbekistan in the medal count. Texas is waiting for that one moment, where one of their citizens can win gold and their National Anthem will played with their flag raised.

Colt McCoy Petitions NCAA to Give Him One More Game of Eligibility

Playing just two series in the first quarter in last night's BCS Title Game before getting injured, Colt McCoy has petitioned the NCAA to give him one more game of eligibility. Touted as a top NFL draft selection, McCoy wants to fulfill his promise to Mack Brown that he'll complete his four years of eligibility. McCoy wants to do whatever it takes to win the national championship next season.

"After a great deal of careful thought standing on the sideline for the past few hours, I have decided to return to Texas and play my final game" said McCoy. "I am very excited about this team, its returning players, and the lack of quality quarterbacks in next year's draft class."

Just because McCoy wants to come back to Texas, it doesn't mean the NCAA will allow it. Rumors from the NCAA's headquarters in Indianapolis show that most NCAA officials don't want to give him a full-game of eligibility, but will instead make him sit out the first two series of the game he plays in, to make up for the two series he played in last night. Either way, look for McCoy to hire an agent and lawyer to fight on his behalf against the NCAA.