Reasons Why Pete Carroll Left USC for Seattle

1. He can now lure players with cash and cars...legally this time

2. The USC Song Girls get boring. Time for some new Sea Gals.

3. Starbucks!

4. He can start recruiting 8 year olds and not have to worry about UCLA

5. No longer has to play teams from the state of Oregon

Christmas Songs Sung by Your Favorite Teams

Jesper Parnevik: I Saw Tiger Kissing Santa Claus
Washington Redskins: Jim Zorn's Coaching Career Roasting On An Open Fire
Penn State Football: Really Old Saint Paternolas
Notre Dame Football: I'll Be Home for Christmas
New Jersey Nets: All We Want for Christmas is a #1 Pick
Detroit Lions: Offensive Line Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Duke Basketball: Silent Night...(whoosh)
USC Football: Here Comes Santa Claus...oh wait, it's just another agent giving us a car