Ten Fearless Predictions for 2010

1. The Phillies will trade staff members, vintage World Series memorabilia from 2008, and the only three prospects they still have left to the Seattle Mariners for Cliff Lee.

2. Tiger Woods will appear on ABC's The Bachelor so he can date 15 girls at once

3. The Detroit Lions will not win the Superbowl on Sunday, February 7th

4. Lebron James will choose to play football at USC instead of taking a contract extension with the Cavaliers because USC offered him more money and cars.

5. You will rip up your bracket by the end of the first day of the NCAA basketball tournament in March

6. Boise State will beat TCU in the Fiesta Bowl, but when their running back scores the game-winning touchdown, he'll get confused and propose to the mascot.

7. George Steinbrenner will fire Joe Girardi in March when the Yankees lose to an inferior team in Spring Training

8. Tim Tebow will either cry when drafted by a bad team early in the NFL draft, or cry when players not as good-looking as him get drafted ahead of him.

9. The Indianapolis Colts will rest their starters in the first half of the Superbowl because the 4th quarter is when the game will be decided anyway, so why risk injury in the first three?

10. Michael Phelps will petition the International Olympic Committee to introduce swimming in a frozen lake as an Olympic sport so he can participate in the Vancouver Olympics.

Christmas Songs Sung by Your Favorite Teams

Jesper Parnevik: I Saw Tiger Kissing Santa Claus
Washington Redskins: Jim Zorn's Coaching Career Roasting On An Open Fire
Penn State Football: Really Old Saint Paternolas
Notre Dame Football: I'll Be Home for Christmas
New Jersey Nets: All We Want for Christmas is a #1 Pick
Detroit Lions: Offensive Line Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Duke Basketball: Silent Night...(whoosh)
USC Football: Here Comes Santa Claus...oh wait, it's just another agent giving us a car

Detroit Lions Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving for Obvious Reasons

Detroit Lions Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving for Obvious Reasons

The Detroit Lions have been playing on Thanksgiving for decades, and the reason for this has finally surfaced: The Lions don't celebrate Thanksgiving because they have nothing to be thankful for. One of the few teams to never play in the superbowl, the Lions celebrate other holiday such as Martin Luther Day King, Valentines Day, and July 4th. The Lions always observe these holidays and never play a game on these days.

The Detroit Lions will be facing the Green Bay packers this Thursday. Tickets will only be one dollar, ironic because you can get 4 quarters out of the dollars, but not the Lions. With so many people traveling hundreds of miles to visit their families this holiday season, the Lions are just hoping to go 10 yards.

Other sports teams and athletes that have nothing to be thankful for this year include:

1. The 1994 World Series Champion
2. Fantasy owners facing Brady Quinn last week
3. The New Jersey Nets