Usain Bolt Inspired by Cool Runnings

Usain Bolt has posted a message on his Twitter account that he is looking for 3 Jamaicans to form a bobsledding team with him. Based on the movie Cool Runnings, he knows that track stars make the best bobsledders, and nobody is faster than him. Bolt won 3 track & field gold medals in the 2008 Olympics, and is eager to participate in the 2010 Winter Olympics next month.

Bolt is asking people in Jamaica if they know of any bookies on the island who may have been kicked out of the sport of bobsledding because of a cheating scandal. Bolt is looking for a coach and knows that these cheating bookies make the best coaches. He also is looking for a push cart driver to round out the team with him.

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