Things that Athletes Are Asking Santa Claus For

Kevin Youkilis: Nothing. He's Jewish.
Tim Donaghy: An application to become an MLB Umpire
Doug Mientkiewicz and Mike Krzyzewski: A new name so people can spell it correctly
Charlie Weis: A Bic Mac from McDonalds
Washington Redskins: A New Team
Usain Bolt: 3 new friends so Jamaica can have another bobsled team
Saint Louis Rams: A Detroit Lions win so they can get the #1 pick in the NFL Draft
New York Yankees: A World Series Ring. They haven't won one in two months
The Big 10 Conference: Football
Brett Favre: Someone to write his next retirement speech so he has something new to say this time around
Derek Jeter: Kate Hudson