Cleveland Browns Celebrate Landmark Victory

Confetti rained down from Cleveland’s hideous looking buildings as the Cleveland Browns celebrated their first victory of the season yesterday in a parade through polluted downtown Cleveland. An estimated 2.4 million unemployed fans packed the four-mile parade route. Fans showed their appreciation by screaming, yelling and holding up signs that said “We’re better than the 2008 Detroit Lions!”

“I can’t believe how many fans came out to celebrate the victory” said Browns Head Coach Eric Mangini. “Too bad we probably won’t win another game for another few years. I probably will be long gone before our next parade but for one day, it was fun to be a Cleveland Brown.”

Cleveland ended their winless season on Sunday, as they defeated an equally pathetic Buffalo Bills team 6-3. The game ball was given to Jamal Lewis who appropriately dropped the ball as it was handed to him in the locker room. The Browns face a tough schedule in the next few weeks: Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Chicago, and Baltimore. However, don’t tell the Browns that. They’ve won a game so they deserve to take a few weeks off before they try to get the #1 pick in the 2010 Draft.