Just moments after Rush Limbaugh was dropped from a group bidding to buy the Saint Louis Rams, Limbaugh logged onto ESPN.com and bought a fantasy team in the league "Donovan McNabb is overrated." As long as the credit card is valid, ESPN Fantasy sports does not discriminate against former employees who may have radical political views and have said racist comments in the past.
Economists are praising Limbaugh's investment for buying a team for only $29.95, compared to the millions he would have spent to buy an equally terrible team, the Saint Louis Rams. Limbaugh's team, named "This is my Fantasy", is filled with Rams players and is ironically expected to win the same amount of games this season as the real Rams, zero.
Limbaugh selected Steven Jackson in the first round. He followed that pick with what he thought was a steal in the second round, Marshall Faulk. Limbaugh then selected Mark Bulger in the third round and followed that up in the fourth round with the Rams backup quarterback, Kyle Boller. Limbaugh plans to start whichever quarterback has the better weekly match-up. In the fifth round, Limbaugh got confused and selected Rams Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo. With a surprise pick in the sixth round, Limbaugh selected the Rams defense. In the seventh round, he selected former Ram Wide Receiver Az-Zahir Hakim because he liked his name and in the eighth round, Limbaugh got confused once again and selected Colorado State Rams Quarterback Grant Stucker. The rest of Limbaugh's selections were of Rams players that nobody has ever heard of.
Good Luck Rush, from your friends at Zaiger's Sports of Sorts!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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