Saturday, January 2, 2010

Tim Tebow Wins AP Athlete of the Decade, So Far

Tim Tebow has been named Athlete of the Decade So Far by the Media, the females of Florida, and everyone in the "Tim Tebow is God" Facebook group. Tebow has been spectacular this decade, having gone undefeated including winning the MVP in the 2010 Sugar Bowl. In the decade so far, Tebow has averaged four touchdowns per game, 482 passing yards per game, and has never thrown an interception. More importantly, his team has never lost.

Just like all of the games that Tebow has played this decade, the voting wasn't close whatsoever. The Chosen One was #1 on every ballot, including God's. Some random quarterback that isn't as good as Tebow that played on New Year's Day 2010 came in 2nd place.

Few athletes have been so good-looking and good at their sport this decade. Fox had a Tebow-Cam during their Sugar Bowl win against Cincinnati where stalkers got to go online and watch Tim Tebow's every movement on the sidelines. Tebow is expected to be drafted in the 2010 NFL Draft where teams probably won't play him, but will promise their fans that he'll play so they can sell tickets and merchandise.

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