Saint Louis Rams Demoted to I-AA NFL

After an embarrassing 47-7 loss to the Tennessee Titans this past weekend, the Saint Louis Rams are demoting their football program down to the I-AA level. By moving down a level, the Rams will be able to compete against teams that match their talent level: The 2008 Detroit Lions, the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and just about every Oakland Raiders team of the past five years.

“There is absolutely no way we can compete against the top NFL teams because they actually have NFL talent” said an anonymous Rams Representative who didn't want his name public that he worked for the Rams. “By participating in a lower level of football, our salaries will be lower which inturn, will allow us to only charge our fans $4.75 for a hot dog instead of $5.00. It's a win-win situation for everyone involved.”