Report: HS Cheerleaders Dating Golfers, Not Football Players

There's a whole new meaning to getting it in the hole. According to a report by IHadAnAffairWithTigerWoods.com, slutty high school cheerleaders are dating golfers more than the typical football jocks. Good looking golfers like Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson overshadow fat overweight alcoholics like John Daly, and are making the golf team the talk of the cheerleading squads all across the country.

"I would like to thank Tiger Woods for making me cool" said a 105 skinny nerdy golfer from Smith High School who has a 4.0 GPA. "I am going to prom with the captain of the cheerleading squad."

Dating experts say that golfers are good catches for girls. A 69 is always good for a golfer, but they don't limit themselves and know they could do better. It might take them a few shots but they eventually get it in the hole. Plus, their balls are always clean. What more can the blonde cheerleading captain ask for?