Friday, December 4, 2009

Tiger Sorry for Transgressions: Hit with a Titleist Club, Not a Nike

Tiger "Cheeta" Woods has admitted infidelity by having a Titleist Club in his house instead of a Nike. According to police reports, the scratch marks on his face were not consistent with marks from a Nike Club. Instead, the marks are of those from a Titlest Golf Club. which wife Elin used to beat him up. A former caddie for Tiger says that he has used Titlest Clubs in the past. Rumors from unreliable sources said the caddie was paid up to $100,000 for these comments that most people would have made for $10. According to US Weekly, there are over 300 photos of Woods with Titleist golf clubs. There is also a 15 second cell phone video of him not using a Nike club.

The rumors came to light when Tiger was injured in a car wreck last week. However, reports indicated that he got into a fight with his wife and was hit in the face with a golf club. Until now, the media assumed the golf club was a Nike, a brand Tiger has been associated with ever since he became a media darling in the mid 1990's. Nike has since confronted Tiger about the rumors.

Tiger says that he is extremely embarrassed that he has Titleist Clubs in the house and that he's only human and makes dumb mistakes. According to people close to Tiger, he is humiliated to own the same golf equipment as mediocre golfers such as Mark O'Meara, Brad Faxon, and Billy Mayfair. Having Titleist clubs caused Tiger to drive into a tree, where his Nike Clubs usually drive to the fairway.

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