Despite losing some sponsors who believe that people shouldn't cheat on their Swedish bikini model ex-babysitter wives, Tiger Woods has added new companies to sponsor him: Viagra, Trojan Condoms and the National Polygamist Association. Each company plans to use Tiger in their new marketing campaigns.
One of the risks of advertising tied to a celebrity is that their image can change overnight. However, these companies believe that Tiger has proven to the world that he is a sex addict, and will be known as one for the immediate future. Viagra plans to use Tiger in its commercials, showing that people who use Viagra will get to have sex with reality stars, cocktail waitresses, and porn stars.
Trojan Condoms are proud of their new partnership with Tiger. "We support Tiger and his healthy lifestyle." said a Trojan representative. "If there are still girls who have yet to come out, we would like you to tell the world what condom brand you used when you banged Tiger, especially if it was a Trojan."
The National Polygamy Association is also encouraging girls to come out, even if it's a complete lie. They believe that if Tiger Woods is promoting polygamy, other people will follow in his foot-steps and the membership in their organization will increase. Tiger Woods jokes are really popular on Google right now, and the association is looking to brand itself with these funny jokes.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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