Fantasy Football Advice From a Normal Guy, Week 9

Start:

LaDainian Tomlinson: After 56 yards rushing last week, LaDainian Tomlinson is eyeing Emitt Smith's career rushing yard record. LT is only 6,384 yards away and is hoping to break that record today. Even if he doesn't score a touchdown, 6000+ yards would be a good week for LT.

Miles Austin: Can you name a Monmouth University alum in the NFL who isn't any good? I didn't think so. Start Austin.

Sit:

Tampa Bay Defense: Despite playing against (bye week), Tampa was still unable to get into the win column last week. Don't expect their defense to help the cause against the Green Bay Packers.

Derek Anderson: While it has seemed like the Browns have been on a bye week all season, their official bye week is today. Sit Derek Anderson.

Pray:

Thank God for the teams who have bye weeks this week: Oakland, Saint Louis, Cleveland, Buffalo and the New York Jets. You really shouldn't have any players on these teams anyway so go ahead and start your best players. Pray and thank the man upstairs for making Week 9 a week where you don't have to stress about bye weeks. Now if only these teams could have a bye every week.

Brandon Jacobs: According to Tom Coughlin, the Giants have a one game season this week. Pray that the Giants win. If they don't, their season will be over and the fantasy players on the G-Men will essentially be useless.