Favre's Inspirational Comeback Forces MJ to Unretire

Michael Jordan has informed the Washington Wizards that he intends to make his third comeback to the NBA due to the overwhelming media attention that Brett Favre’s unretirements have gotten from the media. Michael Jordan is the greatest of all-time, but also wants to be known as the greatest to retire then unretire then retire then unretire, then retire and then unretire. With Michael Jordan coming back to the NBA, there are unconfirmed reports that Clemens is considering coming back to baseball, as he doesn’t his retirement drama to get overshadowed.

Jordan has been staying in shape by playing H-O-R-S-E against Larry Bird where the winner would get a Big Mac from McDonalds. He has also been staying up to date on the NBA by actively gambling on NBA games throughout his retirement.

In addition to basketball, Michael also plans to unretire from acting. Jordan retired from acting after his Oscar winning performance in Space Jam, a movie that can often be seen on Turner Classic Movies.