The New Jersey Nets are proud to announce that Childhood Obesity Awareness Day will be on December 23rd, as they take on the Minnesota Timberwolves. Both teams consist of slow overweight players who were probably obese as children.
"Obesity is a beautiful thing for children" said New Jersey Director of Obesity, Jim "Feed Me" McPhee. "When children are obese, it means that they are eating well, they are growing at a healthy rate, and they can get a scholarship to play football in college"
Hot dogs will be given away to all children who come to the game, with leftover dogs given out as the children leave the arena. Popcorn will be thrown into the crowd instead of t-shirts and there will be a buy one get four free when it comes to soft drinks. The New Jersey Nets hope that Childhood Obesity Awareness Day will get children who care more about food than basketball to come out and support the Nets in one of the worst games of the year.
Friday, November 27, 2009
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