Michael Crabtree to Holdout Until 49ers Get a Better Quarterback

Just weeks after ending his holdout due to salary demands, Michael Crabtree has threatened to holdout until they get a better quarterback than Alex Smith. Wide receivers need a quarterback to throw to them, else they're useless according to the biggest douchebag in the NFL.

"How am I supposed to live up to my ridiculous salary if I have a Ute throwing to me" said Crabtree. "The 49ers already fell for my first holdout, I'm hoping that they'll get suckered into falling for my trap a second time this season."

There are many quarterbacks that will be available during the off-season for the 49ers but like his salary demands, Crabtree is wanting the very best: Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. Crabtree wants them to quarterback for the 49ers so they can make him look good. Until then, he will be playing Madden and being either the Colts or the Patriots.