Sarah Palin Can See Yao Ming From Her House

According to someone who claims to have actually read Sarah Palin's book, Sarah can see Yao Ming from her house. Yao is 7'6'', almost three feet taller than the tallest igloo in Alaska. Palin claims that she can see Yao from just about any place on the continent of Alaska.

"It doesn't matter if I'm making snow angels in the snow or if I'm standing on top of my igloo, I can still see Yao" said an excerpt from the longest book ever written by a female vice presidential candidate from Alaska. "If he was white, he'd be the world's largest snowman."

For those who read the cliff notes instead of suffering through all 432 pages, Palin also lists other things that she can see from her house:

1. Russia
2. Santa Claus
3. Snow
4. Other Igloos
5. Polar Bears